JOKES
 

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then askeD the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."


Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the refrigerator?**

Because it turns ice into mice!


A man was injected with a deadly poison, but it did not kill him. Why?**

He was already dead!

Boy to friend: My mother and father are in the steel and iron business. * *
Friend: Are they?
Boy again: Yes, my father steals my mother irons.

HOPE U LAUGH

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