An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then askeD the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the refrigerator?**
Because it turns ice into mice!
A man was injected with a deadly poison, but it did not kill him. Why?**
He was already dead!
Boy to friend: My mother and father are in the steel and iron business. * *
Friend: Are they?
Boy again: Yes, my father steals my mother irons.
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة sofeya ; 09-01-09 الساعة 09:48 PM