U have a gr8 sense of humor guys, take this :

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids

to be continued

God the 3 of them are funnnnnnnnnnnny,especially the second one

now try this

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies

There was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.'



Yo Mamma's so fat, when she weighs herself the scale says 'To be continued...'

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

(^_^)

You are gorgeous and so delightful Funny angel
Enjoy these now
I used to be apathetic, but somehow I just lost interest
I used to be an over-achiever, but then I set my standards a lot higher!
I used to be egotistical, but now I'm just perfect

To be continued...! hahaha

Good Morning my funny friends and in case i don't c u good afternoon, good evening and goodnight :)

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo


Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby"
has never tried it