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Computers - Male or Female??m
Computers - Male or Female??m
Computers are Like Women Because
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No one but the Creator understands their internal logic
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The native language they use to communicate with other Computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else
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Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later
retrieval
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As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it
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You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong
.
.
.
.
.
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Computers are Like Men Because
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In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on
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They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are
the problem
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They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
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As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little
longer you could have had a better model.
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They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
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