Woman Dicitonery
 

Woman Dicitonery

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No


I'm sorry = You'll be sorry


We need = I want


It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now


Do what you want = You'll pay for this later


We need to talk = I need to complain


Sure go ahead = I don't want you to


I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? =[Too late, you're dead

حـــــــــــــــــــــلوة كثير ، يعني اكيد ما بيفهم البنات قد البنات ... فلا يفل الحديد إلا الحديد

Yes = No
No = Yes
يعني هدول انا مش موافقة عليهم
بس هادي
Maybe = No
اكيييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييد
يعني ما فيها كلام
شكرا لك على هذا الموضوع

يحلي ايامك زنكر
تحيااااتي وشكرا لمرورك
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