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ذروة المجد 17-08-08 01:55 AM

Laugh Out Loud
 
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Good day everyone


Does anyone know Sardar??

That is a smart guy from somewhere on planet earth........

I will post a day-to-day life situation of our friend SARDAR here everyday

Let's start with these two situations

HAVE FUN
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A Teacher lecturing on population -

Teacher :- In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
Sardar (stands up) :- we must find & stop her !.

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Sardar :- why r all these people running?
Man :- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar :- If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?










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وردة من الماس 17-08-08 02:04 AM


heheheheheh

lats sooo funny

keep posting about Sardar

and I'll be laughing with you

great job

همسه ود 17-08-08 02:11 AM

soo funny I guess we 'll enjoy our friend sardar please keep posting

its me 17-08-08 07:21 AM

keep posting
thanks alot & go ahead

عالية الشان 17-08-08 12:07 PM

he is really funny
thanks for sharing

ola_mfs 17-08-08 12:10 PM

hhhhhhhhhhhhh

very smart Sardar

loool

keep posting

it's really fun

TY

ذروة المجد 17-08-08 04:06 PM

GOOD DAY EVERYONE

new day for sardar

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Sardar was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!

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Sardar's wish : when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep; not screaming like all da passengers in da car he was driving..!!!!

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Sardar visits his Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Chinese :- CHIN YU YAN ((and dies.))
Sardar goes to china embassy to find the meaning of his friends last words.

it says ............... ((( "U R STANDNG ON DA OXYGEN TUBE!")))



........................................................... ENJOY ............................................................ .......................................

زهرة الكاميليا 17-08-08 04:30 PM

hi ذروة المجد
your stories are really funny
I liked the one about the salary much
Keep going and we are following
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank

ذروة المجد 17-08-08 07:11 PM

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة وردة من الماس (المشاركة 1597223)
heheheheheh

lats sooo funny

keep posting about Sardar

and I'll be laughing with you

great job



you're most welcome my friend .............

too-much 17-08-08 07:20 PM

heheheheheh
funny
thanks
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waxengirl 17-08-08 07:28 PM

ذوره المجد
it is so funny i like it so much spechialy the one that taking about race and chinese......thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

ذروة المجد 17-08-08 11:48 PM

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة همسه ود (المشاركة 1597238)
soo funny I guess we 'll enjoy our friend sardar please keep posting

Thank you very much ....... wish you all the best

ذروة المجد 17-08-08 11:50 PM

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة its me (المشاركة 1597559)
keep posting
thanks alot & go ahead

...... In sha Allah I will

Thanks for being here

ذروة المجد 17-08-08 11:53 PM

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة عالية الشان (المشاركة 1597670)
he is really funny
thanks for sharing

there is more ......don't go away

I'll post everyday .................

ذروة المجد 17-08-08 11:55 PM

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ola_mfs (المشاركة 1597673)
hhhhhhhhhhhhh

very smart Sardar

loool

keep posting

it's really fun

TY

don't worry

anytime you passby you'll find new ones


thanks for passing by

amer_6630 18-08-08 12:22 AM

these jokes are so funny thanx a lot tharwa and i think u should join us in our organization
excuse me tharwa but our goal should be reached to make the index of english section so ur topic will be moved temporary to Learn English Section

ذروة المجد 18-08-08 12:27 AM

sure no problem ((on both remarks!!))

thanks for passin' by

amer_6630 18-08-08 12:33 AM

على فكرة يا ذروة بتمنى تكوني فرحتي بالاوسمة الجديدة الف مبروك و فعلا مجهودك معنا بالقسم بتستاهلي عليه وسام

و اذا حبيتي تنضمي معنا بالمنظمة حطي طلبك في مقرنا واهلا وسهلا فيكي معنا

ذروة المجد 18-08-08 01:04 AM

I won't mind joining ....... I already submitted my request

but the problem is my contribution counts

waiting for your reply ..... Thanks anyway

amer_6630 18-08-08 01:14 AM

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ذروة المجد (المشاركة 1598874)
I won't mind joining ....... I already submitted my request

but the problem is my contribution counts

waiting for your reply ..... Thanks anyway


مش مشكلة الردود الان بعد ما تم تكوين الاعضاء والمنظمة و الان صار الانضمام حيب توصية من شخص من المنظمة و انا وصيت عليكي و ما كان في رفض انت بس ادخلي على مقرنا وهناك رح نضمك معنا بس شاركينا بارائك و اقتراحاتك وانتقاداتك


ola_mfs 20-08-08 01:41 PM

thanks for this very funny posts

i like this one about salary expected alot
hhhhhhh


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