SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS
Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock. _____ To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. _____ The road to success??.. Is always under construction. _____ Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. _____ In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back. _____ All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. _____ Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. _____ Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. _____ If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. _____ You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. _____ Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. _____ 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. _____ As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens. _____ He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. _____ If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late. _____ Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. _____ When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. _____ If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls. _____ Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. _____ You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. _____ The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. _____ After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other. _____ If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. _____ Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker _____ Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more. _____ There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side. _____ An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. _____ Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them. _____ Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. _____ When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. _____ Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. _____ Well done is better than well said . _____ Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking. _____ Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS. _____ Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES. _____ Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. _____ |
So Cute Ola Thank you
I liked especially those ones The road to success??.. Is always under construction. Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. Thanks a million Ola |
thanks ola these words are touching my heart thank u so much
and some of them are so much funny |
so beautiful Ola I liked Murphy 's golden rule because it's so relistic thanks for sharing it with us |
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