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Suicide

2 Lovers plan to suicide.

Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

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A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a a professor's cabin and says I will do anything 2 pass in the exam.
Professor: anything ! ?

Girl: ya
Prof: open your books and study.

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Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that was really nice Ola
especially the second one :lol::lol::lol:

Thank you Ola very much
:flowers2::flowers2::flowers2:

i can't say the first one or the second or the third are the best because all of them are the best and hey ola the second on is very naughty one

hahahhahahahhahahahhhahhahahhaahhah

so funny
I liked the last one

thanks for sharing it with us

zahra ... read Amer comment looooooool
Amer ..... yea.. i noticed how naughty it is looool
dew ..... i liked last one the most too

Thanks all for comments