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sofeya 29-07-08 07:23 AM

Will surely laugh
 
Professor was requested to explain the ideas about marketing:

1. I saw a beautiful girl at a party, go to it and I said: I am a very rich, do you marry.

"This is direct marketing."



2. I own with a group of friends and I saw a beautiful girl, a friend went to

He told her: This is a very rich wife.

"This is propaganda."





3. I saw a beautiful girl at a party, he went and took No. Salvo, the next day

I contacted them and said: I am a very rich, his wife.

"This is about marketing yet."





4. You concerts, I saw a beautiful girl, and played a modified linking the neck, and then I went to it and made them drink, and ended when the concert got her car and opened a door, killed

Have picked up her bag, and then I said to her: the way I sing, you marry?.

"This is public relations."





5. You concerts, I saw a beautiful girl, you came and said: You are very rich, Should she marry?

"This accept or adopt the product."





6. I saw a beautiful girl at a party, I went to it and I said: I am a very rich, his wife; What

The only replied that you smacked on your face.

. "This reaction of the customer."





7. I saw a beautiful girl at a party, I went to him and I said: I am a very rich, his wife. What

The only provided that you husband.

"This is a gap between demand and supply."





8. I saw a beautiful girl at a party, went before them and say anything, came of another person

He told her: Do I marry rich, go with him.

"This competition eroding market share."



9. I saw a beautiful girl at a party, went before them and say: "I'm indispensable, his wife"

, Entered wife.

"These obstacles entering new markets" :lol: :lol:

God willing, be screamed

sofeya 29-07-08 07:25 AM

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amer_6630 29-07-08 09:35 AM

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thanx for sharing this topic with us despite some things i didn't understand hehheheheh



sofeya 31-07-08 01:51 AM

Ok important topic Norte traffic

همسه ود 15-08-08 12:30 AM

I like your topic very funny


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