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زهرة الكاميليا 07-07-08 10:58 PM

FUNNY SHORT SAYINGS
 

*He who laughs last didn't get it.

* 'I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?'

* 'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

* The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

* There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.


* Nobody goes where the crowds are anymore. It's too crowded.


I’m not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I’m not dumb. I also know I’m not blonde .

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.


I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted .


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freedove 08-07-08 06:30 PM

lolllllllllllllllll i know i shouldn,t laugh but the blondes and the crowd ,sayings were so cool
thanks my friend see u r creative so i,m right
هههههههههههههههههههههههههه

dragonguard 09-07-08 11:11 AM

Really funny
but I really liked " I hate everyone equally" what a fairness

Thank you Girl

زهرة الكاميليا 09-07-08 06:15 PM

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة freedove (المشاركة 1528385)
lolllllllllllllllll i know i shouldn,t laugh but the blondes and the crowd ,sayings were so cool
thanks my friend see u r creative so i,m right
هههههههههههههههههههههههههه


hahahahaha
thanks freedove
And I loved those two the most by the way

But I'm not creative because I didn't write them. hahahahha
I only read them somewhere and I wanted to share them with you because I liked them.
Thanks for reading my friend

see you around

زهرة الكاميليا 09-07-08 06:19 PM

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة dragonguard (المشاركة 1529871)
Really funny
but I really liked " I hate everyone equally" what a fairness

Thank you Girl

You're welcome my friend

And you're right what a fairness hahahahahah

Thanks a million my dear
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