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dali2000 30-03-08 03:58 PM

!Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys!
 
Funny Equations!


Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work !


In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work


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Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
If Men - earn money = Donkeys


In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys


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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
If, Women - spend = Donkeys


In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys


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To Conclude:

Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!

Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys!


لبيب 30-03-08 04:22 PM

nice..
this can be partially true if you look at the material side of life..
and at anyway i dont agree with the end
human can become like a donkey or surpass an angel , depends on what he does , his heart and who he is really.

funny_angel 30-03-08 08:02 PM

he he he






thats funny

(^_^)



he he he eh

thank you

dragonguard 31-03-08 10:01 AM

right, 'cause even though GOD give us brain to think
sometimes we don't use it


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