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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says,"School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication
on the floor?

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell
it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today

that we didn't have ten years ago?

WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE : I is...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say,"I am."

MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same
day,

same time."
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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why
his father didn't punish him?"

LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly,do you say prayers
before eating?

SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher
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