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starlight 06-03-08 02:17 PM

MORE JOKES..LAUGH LAUGH..LAUGH
 
How do you count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.



Why do cows have bells?

Because their horns don't work!



What animal can jump higher than a house?

A house can't jump!

Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France?

Because he's still living!

Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


What four animals does a woman need in her life?

a mink on her back
a jaguar in the garage
a tiger in her bed
and a jackass to pay for it all !!!

starlight 07-03-08 02:49 PM

ARE MY JOKES SOOOOOO UGLY THAT U DIDN'T READ THEM?????????????? I'M SOOOOOOO SAD

darla 08-03-08 05:25 AM

NO .....NO


I REALLY LIKED THEM SWEETY


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

LAST ONE IS SO HARSH ON MALES


KEEP IT UP HONEY



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starlight 09-03-08 06:43 PM

THANX 4 YOUR LOVELY COMMENT DARLA


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