منتديات ليلاس - How To Turn A Man Down

HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the
money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like
yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face
like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE:
Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been
given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm
having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must
turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you
leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing.
I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: you're cute! SHE: really? well glad one of us is!

HE:! Can I have your name? SHE: Why! ? Don't you already have
one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I
don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you
sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female
impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no
services today.

HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.