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SIMOOON 04-02-08 11:18 PM

dont marry a programmer....!!!!
 
Husband : (Returning late from work) " Good evening dear….. I'm logged in

Wife : Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename

Wife: But I told you in the morning!
Husband: Syntax Error. Abort

Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation.. Access denied

Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch

Wife: You are useless.
Husband: It's by default

Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use …. Try later

Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus

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I hope u like it

mal6ouch from my e-mail

simooon

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همس الخيال 05-02-08 12:53 AM


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

my dear >> very nice story ..realy i like it so much >>>>>>> Thanx

لبيب 05-02-08 01:49 AM

i can sooooooo
comment on every one

but
>>

Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters

!!!
hehe

too many parameters

and
family?
unknown virus

useless
It's by default



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i want to try and make my own

wife : my parants are coming

husband: unknown component




SIMOOON 05-02-08 03:01 AM

wife : my parants are coming

husband: unknown component


hehehehehe...

very funny...

thank you Labib for passing by
....

SIMOOON 05-02-08 03:02 AM

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة همس الخيال (المشاركة 1205595)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

my dear >> very nice story ..realy i like it so much >>>>>>> Thanx

thank you hams for passing by....

regards


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