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dragonguard 22-07-07 11:23 AM

Hi again funny friends, i likes these too

* This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

* Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me

funny_angel 22-07-07 01:21 PM

he he he he
thats really funny

(^_^)
I liked the first one




I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet.



I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.




I took an IQ test and the results were negative.



If Harry Potter is so good at magic, how come he still needs glasses?


(^_^)

dragonguard 23-07-07 08:03 AM

oh hahahaha, the one about harry potter is good

this joke is not one line but i like it,read it my friend:

Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr.Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr.Bean : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr.Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!l

aayymmaann 23-07-07 10:52 PM

wish u a very nice day

"My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers"

"My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers"

"When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick"

aayymmaann 23-07-07 10:54 PM

I find it so hard to create a joke, so i liked the challange and i came up with this

"Two friends were at the funfairs, suddenly a popcorn cart exploded and the corn started falling on people, Friend 1: it's raining corn, my prayers are answered finally
Friend 2: so we should go away immediately, coz i was praying Cadillacs."

I hope u liked it and i really appreciate ur comments


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