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Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. ******************** ******* Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so. ******************** ** Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no . ******************** * Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" ******************** ******** Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. ******************** **** A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" ******************** **** Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents. ******************** **** Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? " Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "Billionaire" ******************** *** A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor |
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor ههههههههههههههههههههه خطيره موووووووت يا هند تسلم ايدك كلهم حلوين اوى بس التحامل على الزوجه المره دى المره الجايه عايزين على الرجاله هههههههه |
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "Billionaire" so funny hend |
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تمام ياهند المترجم جبته معايا وتمت الترجمة والحمد لله هههههههههههههههههههههه بس مالهم الزوجاات دول طيببين ومخلصين جدااا هههههههه المرة الجاية الازواج بقى اوووووكى ؟؟ ميرسى ياقمر |
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