How about these:

A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive
and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower"
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A young son asks, 'is it true, dad, i heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
to which his dad replies,'that happens in every country, son