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The first 10th Life Questions

I hope you will learn something and enjoy it too, now read these 10 life questions

1. What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his intelligence?
Divorced.

2. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

3. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

4. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

5. What is the difference between a battery and a man?
A battery has a positive side.

6. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

7. How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

8. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first?
The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

9. I married Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name was Always.

10. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

If you like it i'll write another 10s

i don't know i feel that i didn't under stand any thing

They supposed to be JOKES

ok they are
goooood but i am not in the moooooooooode to wright
any thing now
thanks lovely
to be back

how about this:
Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"r
I said, "Dust?"r

smashing

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hahahhaahahahahahahahahha
soooooooooo funny and sooooooooo right

thank you sweatheart
waiting for the rest

i wana laugh..
so hard
but this is so mean
hehehe

What is the difference between a battery and a man?
A battery has a positive side

he he he he he he he he
I like it

thank you sooo much

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thats really funny
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thank you
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اقتباس:

9. I married Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Nice one

i'd like to answer it

Her first name is Not

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

hello sweety too funny I like them so much and witing for more

How about these:

A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive
and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower"
:rfb04470::rfb04470::rfb04470:
A young son asks, 'is it true, dad, i heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
to which his dad replies,'that happens in every country, son
.

we like them alot
phease more

ok guys read this one

Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up

Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip

Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet

Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage

Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man was all screwed up after that