Funny Poem
Characters of the poem: Mom Child Get Out of Bed! Mom (yelling): Get out of bed you silly fool! Get up right now, it’s time for school. If you don’t dress without a fuss, I’ll throw you naked on the bus! Child: Oh, Mom, don’t make me go today. I’m feeling worse than yesterday. You don’t know what I’m going through. I’ve got a strange, rare case of flu. My body aches, my throat is sore. I’m sure I’m knocking on death’s door. You can’t send me to school—achoo!— (sneeze) `Cause everyone could get it, too. Besides the kids despise me there. They always tease, and always stare And all the teachers know my name. When something’s wrong, it’s me they blame Mom (yelling): You faked a headache yesterday. Don’t pull that stuff on me today. Stop acting like a silly fool— The principal cannot skip school! THE END! by شذى وردة |
are u in love
When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them. At that moment, you are in love. Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh, your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone. Then, you are in love. If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from that special someone than other many long e-mails, you are in love. When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one message from that special someone, you are in love. When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would not hesitate to think of that special someone. Then, you are in love. You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend",but you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that moment, you are in love. By madnesslove33 |
what should i say
What should I say What should I say Since faith is dead And Truth away From you is fled Should I be led With doubleness Nay, nay, mistress I promised you, And you promised me To be as true As I would be But since I see Your double heart Farewell my part Though for to take It is not my mind But to forsake (One so unkind) And as I find So will I trust Farewell, unjust Can ye say nay But you said That I always Should be obeyed And thus betrayed Or that I wist… Farewell, unkissed By Try To Reach |
I Am Not Your Friend If
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..... you have to think before you speak to me! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..... my presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..... you have to thank me for everything i do for you! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..... you have to say sorry for everything that you don't do! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF >>>you have to ask me for favours! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..... you think i would not be curious to know your new philosophy of life! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..... you go by what i say and do not understand what i don't say! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..... you think that listening to your dreams would put me to sleep! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..... you think that seeing you in pain, would not bring a tear to me! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..... you think I do not remember the first time we met! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..... you don't see the thousand ways I try to make you happy! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..... you don't realise how your smile brightens up my day! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..... you would rather keep quiet when you really wanna talk! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..... you hesitate to ask me to stay back when you think we should be together! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..... you take too much time to tell me what i mean to you! Am I Your FRIEND ???? A SMILE can Take You MILES.... By pink dreamz |
Call Me
If One day you feel like craying... Call me. I don't promise you that... I'll make you laugh, But I can cry with you... If one day you want to run away... Don't be afraid to call me... I don' promise to ask you to stop, But I can run with you... If one day you don't want to listen to anybody; Call me and, I promise to be very quiet... But... If one day you call and there is no answer... Come fast to see me... Perhaps I need you... By pink dreamz |
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