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bank joke
A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the bank... *** Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' *** The customer replies, 'YES!' *** The robber raises his gun, points to his head and BANG!!!!!... shoots him in the head and kills him! *** He then moves to the next customer in line and says to the man, 'DID YOU ... SEE ... ME ... ROB THIS BANK???? The man calmly responds, 'No ... But My Wife Did!' |
hehe ... nice one
not he gotta look for the wife thanks |
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that's funny thank you zahra :flowers2::flowers2::flowers2: |
Old lady went to the doctor saying : o doc Iam now over seventy and i have period blood
the doctor shocked and said : lets examine you the doctor examine her and said o lady its not blood its a RUST :) |
this one is to read again and again
^_^ |
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac." "I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour." "That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?" |
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself" Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?" |
hehehehehehehe, nice
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:lol:heheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehe |
A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"
The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?" "Two years," says the man. "Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the Doc. The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs." |
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