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ola_mfs 28-01-09 10:19 AM

The Ultimate Facts
 

Men:


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1. All men are extremely busy.


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2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.


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3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.


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4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.


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5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck
with others.


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6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if
the woman leaves them.


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7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their
mistakes and still try their luck with others.



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Women:


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1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.


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2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
clothes and stuff.


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3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something
to wear.


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4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
beautifully.


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5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just
"an old rag".


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6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect
you to compliment them.


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7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't
believe you.


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زهرة الكاميليا 28-01-09 07:10 PM

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
absolutely right !!!
I laughed most at those about clothes:lol:

thaaaaaaanks Ola

لبيب 29-01-09 09:49 AM

nice
this is like fact and reality
you just have to deal
with men ... women .. and alians
^_^ .
thanks ola .

ghada 29-01-09 03:24 PM

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Definitely true facts. Thanks for sharing


الساعة الآن 06:49 PM.

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