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Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine! *** Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?” A: “You can’t tuna fish.” (29) Read More »

Funny Quote of the Day

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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I’m upside down.     Mitch Hedberg (24) Read More »

Describe me !!!

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Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!” (25) Read More »

Doctor Kills Wife, Self Hours After Wedding

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Just hours after “‘Till death do us part,” a doctor was dead by his own hand after having murdered his new bride, police in Terre Haute, Ind., say. Investigators believe George “Scott” Samson, 54, shot Kelly Samson and then himself minutes after the last guests left a reception held at their home late Saturday night. Witnesses say the couple started ... Read More »

Texas Executes Woman Who Starved, Tortured Boy

A Texas woman convicted of the starvation and torture death of her girlfriend’s 9-year-old son a decade ago was executed this evening. Lisa Coleman, 38, received a lethal injection after the Supreme Court rejected a last-day appeal to spare her. She was pronounced dead at 6:24pm local time, 12 minutes after Texas Department of Criminal Justice officials began administering a ... Read More »

Joke of the day

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Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!” (8) Read More »

Marriage Jokes

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During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they are walking out, ... Read More »

The new scale by which all England performances should be graded

  Even with lowered expectations going into the World Cup, England still managed to disappoint, busting earnest attempts to back the young but all too familiar team like a pinata filled with empty candy wrappers being dangled over a toilet. And so it came as no surprise that in the team’s first match since returning from Brazil — an overpriced ... Read More »

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